How would you feel if people flaunted off stuff you can’t have? Hmm. Well, it happens all the time, I’m sure. But any who, I was at the fair just a day or two ago, and I played games to try and win a stuffed toy.
So anyway, I came to yearn for one of the giant stuffed bananas. But, I am horrible at the games (I guess I’m not too coordinated), and before I knew it, all my tickets were gone. And so I saw bananas everywhere. Toddlers, grown men, people my age. How unfair.
See! Even monkeys are better at tossing rings onto soda bottles than I am!